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Violet Hill

Brothers and Sisters,

wow, that sounded really culty.



Welcome. if you are reading this, Welcome to the first post of Stephen Dona's blog. im trying to think up a catchy and exciting name. but i got nothing so far, so if anyone's got any suggestions, please id like to hear them. but really i made a blog cause i thought there wasn't enough arseholes talking about stupid things on the internet. i mean.. its good, the internet, but if i was gonna add anything, it would just be a couple more arseholes whinging.



does everyone like the colour of my blog space? bright pink. i like it. i would never wear pink, thats faggy. but pink, is beautiful on blogs.



hmmm.. writing a blog is harder than it looks. you know who rights great blogs, andy. he doesn't right many, but everyone is pure gold. lets get him up hear and ask him.

Dona says (7:55 PM):

andy, im gonna interview you for my blog.

andy how does it feel to be one of the beautiful people? says (7:57 PM):

ok

brb but

Dona says (8:00 PM):

andy is having a wank.

andy how does it feel to be one of the beautiful people? says (8:00 PM):

well

actually

i knocked a jar of caraway seeds out of the cupboard

and it smashed

now my kitchen smells of caraway

Dona says (8:01 PM):

shit that sounds like quite a problem

andy how does it feel to be one of the beautiful people? says (8:01 PM):

all cleaned up now

Dona says (8:01 PM):

but more importantly, what is caraway?

andy how does it feel to be one of the beautiful people? says (8:01 PM):

a type of seed

andy how does it feel to be one of the beautiful people? says (8:02 PM):

used mainly in indian cooking

of the family apiaceae

Dona says (8:03 PM):

well more accurately its a biennial plant.

andy how does it feel to be one of the beautiful people? says (8:03 PM):

thank dr wikipedia

Dona says (8:03 PM):

Caraway fruits, (erroneously called seeds) are crescent-shaped

stop being erroneous.

anyway, interview.

Dona says (8:04 PM):

Question one, andy.

how do you make your blogs so fucking awesome?

andy how does it feel to be one of the beautiful people? says (8:04 PM):

well

you only post when you have something interesting to say.

and you ask lots of questions

andy how does it feel to be one of the beautiful people? says (8:05 PM):

that way you should get at least a few comments replying to the questions

Dona says (8:05 PM):

can i have an example of a question?

andy how does it feel to be one of the beautiful people? says (8:05 PM):

umm

andy how does it feel to be one of the beautiful people? says (8:07 PM):

if it happened now what would happen to you?

engage the blogees at a PERSONAL level

Dona says (8:07 PM):

oh yeah.

ok, question 2, what do you think of daniel orths blogs?

andy how does it feel to be one of the beautiful people? says (8:07 PM):

hmm

hmm

Dona says (8:07 PM):

i do ask the hard questions

andy how does it feel to be one of the beautiful people? says (8:08 PM):

i think theyre the sort of stuff most people keep in their head

i dont think he asks the HARD HITTING questions like what would happen if gravity reversed

Dona says (8:08 PM):

yeah he is like old skool blogging,

like just talking about thoughts.

andy how does it feel to be one of the beautiful people? says (8:09 PM):

i think philosophers shouldnt degrade themselves to publishing on the internet

leather(or tofu)bound books are the way to go

Dona says (8:10 PM):

good stentament to take home to the kids.

finally, how many times have you listened to violet hill?

andy how does it feel to be one of the beautiful people? says (8:11 PM):

twice

i had to clean up the caraway seeds

it has a slow start

whats up with that?

Dona says (8:11 PM):

tension building.

andy how does it feel to be one of the beautiful people? says (8:11 PM):

doesnt start until 40 seconds in

Dona says (8:11 PM):

first time i hurd it my head was gonna explode at 30 seconds

Dona says (8:12 PM):

thanks for you time man.

andy how does it feel to be one of the beautiful people? says (8:12 PM):

what should i finish with?

peace

no, thank YOU

Dona says (8:12 PM):

lol

sweet

andy how does it feel to be one of the beautiful people? says (8:13 PM):

also

i didnt read dnls latest post before i commented on it

Dona says (8:13 PM):

SCANDAL

So there you have it, lots a questions and tofu bound books. well then,

why do people get angry over stupid things? next time you get angry over something like, you missed your tv show, or you dont like what your eating or you stubbed your toe. try to imagine something like you having nothing to eat or somebody cutting off your toes instead. cry when someone dies and never anytime else.

Do you think i could do stand up comedy?

and also, which character do YOU use in smash brothers?

you may have seen earlier but id like to bring up some blatant advertising, check out "violet hill" by coldplay. im listening to it on repeat right now, slowly killing its magic. but seriously its fucking awesome, there new album is gonna make my head explode.

"i took my love down to violet hill. there we sat in the snow. all that time she was silent still. if you love me, won't you let me know"

is anyone else slighty disapointed that coldplay didn't make one of there normal, "block colour with something simple on it" album covers? i kinda em. but i do enjoy the boobies.

Thats a pretty good first post. we had interviews and music talk. sweet.

dont tell me what to do.